Comedy.  2 females.  About 15 minutes.  Suitable for high school and up.  First performance:  $30.  Each additional performance:  $20.  Forensics license:  $12.50.  All licenses include permission to make copies of the script as necessary for production/competition.  Professional rights should be negotiated directly with YouthPLAYS at info@youthplays.com.

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Swann, a teen with a prepubescent imagination, has used the boys' lavatory. This event is followed by the death of her pet rabbit. She enlists the aid of her best and only friend, Kadija, to confirm her suspicions and help in this catastrophe. The girls steal a big sister's home pregnancy test and misuse it, then decide that Swann must run for five minutes nonstop, since "missing a carriage" causes a woman to lose a baby. Ultimately the sleeping rabbit awakens and it's off to the mall for a victory burger.